They said I could be anything. So I became a reindeer

A Reindeer Ordered a Martini

They said I could be anything. So I became a reindeer One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep South, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer’s hoof.

As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said,

“You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”


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Playing Jokes on Visitors

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors.

After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in.

“A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!”


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A Blind Man in Texas

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”

The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!”


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