Computer: Press any key to start. Blonde: Where's any key?

Genuine Alligator Shoes

Computer: Press any key to start. Blonde: Where's any key? A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices.

After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said,

“Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price.”

Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

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Dog Laughing Meme

Sleeping Pills

Laughing Dog Meme An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself into the doctor’s office.

“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.

“Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.” (more…)

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