A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
Mr. Jones was seventy, and he was not in the greatest physical shape.
“What you should do,” said Doctor Marrow, “is walk three miles a day.”
A week later, the doctor received a phone call from his patient.
“Doctor Marrow, I did exactly what you told me to do. I walked three miles every day, and I do feel a lot better. But I have another problem.” (more…)
An inmate went to see the prison doctor and was dismayed to be told that he needed to have one of his kidneys removed.
“Look,” said the prisoner, “you’ve already whipped out my tonsils, my adenoids, my spleen and my gall-bladder, and now you want my kidney? I only came to you in the first place to see if you could get me out of here!” (more…)