Puppy Meme: 'I don't know how to say it, but you don't have a hamster anymore'

Who Tells the Biggest Lie Contest

Puppy Meme: 'I don't know how to say it, but you don't have a hamster anymore' A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

The group surrounded a dog. Concerned that the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”

One of the boys replied, “This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we’ve decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog.” (more…)

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Kangaroo Meme

A Kangaroo at the Zoo

Kangaroo Meme A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.

He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo.

A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo,

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