Funny Walmart Woman?

An Honest Drunk

Funny Walmart Woman? A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

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Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other part of me says, 'Don't listen to him. He's drunk.'

The Drunk Man and the Priest

Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other part of me says, 'Don't listen to him. He's drunk.'

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”

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