How the Easter Bunny Gets His Eggs Painted

Easter Bunny and the Driver

How the Easter Bunny Gets His Eggs Painted A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. (more…)

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Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

The Army of the Lord

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,

“You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

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