A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those day-vorces.”
The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres”.
The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?” (more…)
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don’t feed them like you should, they shouldn’t eat wastes.” (more…)
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?” (more…)