One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. (more…)
While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Seeing an old man standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
“Are there any alligators round here?”
“No,” the old man answered. “They haven’t been around for years!”