A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.”
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.
They had been at each others throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor’s office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. (more…)
A man and a woman are having marriage problems, and decide to end their union after a very short time together.
After a brief attempt to reconcile, the couple goes to court to finalize their break-up.
The judge asks the husband, “What has brought you to this point? Why are you not able to keep this marriage together?”
The husband says,
“In the six weeks we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on one thing.” (more…)
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”