A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.
A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said,
“Halt, who goes there?”
The chauffeur, a corporal, says,
“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”
The general said,