Grumpy Cat in North Korea

A New Soldier

Grumpy Cat in North Korea A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield.

A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said,

“Halt, who goes there?”

The chauffeur, a corporal, says,

“General Wheeler.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t let you through. You’ve got to have a sticker on the windshield.”

The general said,

“Drive on!”

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Modern Warfare Meme

Excuses for the General

Modern Warfare Meme

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily …

“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”

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Breaking News: North Korea has deployed naval ships!

Brave Soldiers

Breaking News: North Korea has deployed naval ships!

General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: “So how are your men?”

“Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie.”

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Meme: Submarine racing. So exciting to watch

The Sailor and the Air Force Guy

Meme: Submarine racing. So exciting to watch

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.

“You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an Air Force guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” (more…)

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