“Did you eat all the biscuits, Sarah?”
“I didn’t touch one.”
“That’s strange. There’s only one left.”
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race come about?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve; they had children, so all mankind was made.”
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them.”
Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father'”.
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace'”. (more…)