A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten on Christmas.” (more…)
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”
“Go away!” said the old lady. (more…)
There was a nice old lady that was a little old fashioned. She was planning a vacation in Florida at a particular campground, but she wanted to make sure of the accommodations first.
Uppermost in her mind were toilet facilities. However, she could not bring herself to write ‘toilet’ in a letter.
After considerable deliberation, she settled on “Bathroom Commode”, but when she wrote that down it still sounded too forward so she rewrote the letter to the campground and referred to the bathroom commode as the ‘BC’.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.
He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began…
The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action.