A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing.
The pastor said to the others, “I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down.”
So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore.
Then, the priest says to the rabbi, “I think I going to go over there to join him.”
So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him on the shore. (more…)
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community.
All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times.
Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back “Revelation 3:20” and stuck it in the door.