Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Riding the Bike

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he always made it by there by 2PM.

One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.

The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?

“No problem,” says the man in the Corvette, “I’ve got a rope in the back and we’ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride.” (more…)

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Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance

A Car Full of Nuns

Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance A police officer had just pulled over a car full of nuns for going too slow on a major highway.

The conversation went like this:

Police officer: “Why were you driving so slowly?”

Nun driver: “I kept seeing all these signs with the number 20 on them and figured that was the speed limit.”

Police officer: “No, Sister, that is the highway number.”

Nun: “Oh, I’m so sorry, Officer, I didn’t know that.”

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