There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he always made it by there by 2PM.
One day he tried to make it in 1 hour. Collapsing on a hill from exhaustion, while sitting there, a Corvette pulls up and asks him if he needs a ride.
The man looks at his watch and sees he would be late if not, but there is already a passenger, so he asks how?
“No problem,” says the man in the Corvette, “I’ve got a rope in the back and we’ll tie your bike to the back bumper and you can ride.” (more…)