Funny Baseball Statue

Taking the Patients to a Baseball Game

Funny Baseball Statue A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived everything went quite well…

As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, “Up Nuts”, and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, “Down Nuts”, and they all sat back down in their seats. (more…)

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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity. I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

Two Lucky Patients

My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity. I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of its most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave.

This year the two lucky patients were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. (more…)

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