A rabbi and a priest were sitting in front of a church and they each had charity boxes in front of them to collect money.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and the future.
“What position do you see yourself in a couple years from now?” asked the rabbi to the priest.
“Well, actually, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job,” replied the priest.
“Yes, and then what?” asked the rabbi. (more…)
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together fishing.
The pastor said to the others, “I think I am going to go over to that shore and sit down.”
So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore.
Then, the priest says to the rabbi, “I think I going to go over there to join him.”
So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him on the shore. (more…)
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him.
He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at services anymore?”