A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked:
“Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?”
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point – he really never said too much.
One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes, knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn’t home.
“Well,” the woman said, “could I please wait for her?”