A woman walked up to a cash register in a sporting goods store. She was carrying a package of white athletic socks.
“Will you open this up so I can see how the socks feel?” she asked.
Reluctantly the clerk tore open the package, and the customer scrutinized the merchandise. She handed the package back, saying, “I like them.”
Relieved, the clerk started to ring her up, until she interrupted…
“Can I have another pack? This one’s been opened.”
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Buying a Rifle for Her Husband
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
“It’s for my husband,” she tells the clerk.
“Did he tell you what gauge to get?” asked the clerk.
“Are you kidding?” she says. “He doesn’t even know that I’m going to shoot him!”
A paperboy said to a customer one day, “Mr. Smith, I wish I had twenty customers like you.”
“Gosh, that’s nice to hear,” said Smith, “but I’m kind of surprised considering I never tip all that well and always pay late.”
The paperboy said, “I know, but I’d still like twenty customers like you. The problem is I have one hundred and forty!”